no. you can't hotbox the world.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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