Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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