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Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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