How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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