Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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