shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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