You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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