If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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