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3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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