Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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