There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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