Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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