Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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