that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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