real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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