Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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