just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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