with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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