Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just high enough for therapy.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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