Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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