If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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