You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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