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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Bring me that man meat
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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