even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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