I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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