Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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