all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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