if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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