it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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