Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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