I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I am one with the molecules
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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