me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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