Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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