Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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