I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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