Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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