you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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