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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  i'm watching the fashion show on bravo

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  you're cheating on project runway?

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  if you can't score coke, you buy crack.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Small penises have feelings too.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?

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  We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (806): View more from Texas

  When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar

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  Blow your rape whistle

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  There were penises being pulled out everywhere.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte

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• (760): View more from California

  I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (646): View more from New York

  Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.

  (646): View more from New York

  Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted

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