so explain again why im purple
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you