i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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