I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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