my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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