turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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