I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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