The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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