Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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