You work out of a Hotel?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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