shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I am naked and annoyed.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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