Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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