At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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