this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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