Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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