It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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