I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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