If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
